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Drop bears
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:21 pm
by ColinJ
I would be grateful if fellow soft top owners would share their strategies for avoiding the threat of drop bears. (This post may be a day or two early)
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:24 pm
by Magpie
Species:plummetus
Genus:Thylarctos
Throw coat hangers into the trees.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:39 pm
by StuwieP
wear sunnies on the back of your head so they think you're looking up at them and stay hidden
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:00 am
by manga_blue
Carry a large dog on the parcel shelf and lash it to the rollbar. Cats are useless.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:28 am
by davekmoore
Not usually found near roads.
If going off road, use Vegemite behind the ears.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:43 am
by beavis
Move to germany.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:59 am
by davekmoore
Marmite in Germany. Vegemite no good.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:34 am
by speed
Duck and cover.
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Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:09 am
by Nevyn72
Drop bears aren't too much of a problem, it's those carnivorous tree climbing wombats that are the real threat!
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:04 pm
by Mr Morlock
don't worry about drop bears- the current problem which is causing lots of consternation and stopping people from al fresco dining in lots of places are WASPS and that does not start with White.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:26 pm
by Magpie
Way to kill an intelligent conversation Mr Morlock
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:49 pm
by mattyredlocks
I'm surprised no one has said it yet, but you guys don't have a Yowie riding shotgun? They're super good at scaring off the drop bears.
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:38 pm
by StuwieP
kinda kills the conversation opportunities with any other passengers you might otherwise have taken along with you
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:25 am
by taminga16
Re: Drop bears
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:30 pm
by Craig
